The Following events are both true and not true, a superposition of hyperstitious science faction.
"Reality Recursion Radio"
Ladies, gentlemen, and interdimensional beings, welcome to "Reality Recursion Radio" - your weekly deep dive into the bleeding edge where fact meets fiction, and both decide to grab a drink at the Universe Next Door.
Coming to you live from what appears to be either a Frank Lloyd Wright fever dream or the world's first quantum social science laboratory - I'm still not entirely sure which. What I can tell you is that six months ago, I followed a series of "One Way" signs through an abandoned parking lot and ended up discovering what might be the greatest story never told.
Cues Storyliving Soundtrack that sounds suspiciously like Pink Floyd played backwards through a probability engine
Today's episode: "Through the Looking Glass Industries" - the true tale of how I stumbled into Fullofit Industries, a corporate entity that makes Silicon Valley look like a lemonade stand and Burning Man feel like a church picnic.
Picture this: A dilapidated entrance giving way to a hidden compound that would make Howard Hughes blush. A ferry that isn't a ferry (they call it the "Together UFO"), operated by an automated Charon who looks like Spock doing Carol Channing cosplay. And at the center of it all, the enigmatic R. Bretminster Fullofit, a man who's either the world's most brilliant innovator or its most ambitious performance artist - or quite possibly both.
We'll dive into the heart of their latest creation: Hyperstitious Linguistic Programming - a reality-slacking technology that makes The Matrix look like Windows 95. We'll explore their Synergyworks division, where they're quite literally trying to build a better universe through what they call "sufficiently advanced magick."
And stick around for our special guest, the mysterious Femme Praytell, who claims to have reached the mythical "F-Type V" on the Fullofit Scale (and yes, we'll explain what that means).
So strap in, Buckyup, and prepare to have your reality tunnel thoroughly rewired. Because in the words of our good friend Bretminster, "The future is recursive" - and this story? Well, it's already writing itself.
POSTTEXT
Adjusts vintage Hunter S. Thompson aviators while contemplating the Cairo sunrise from my makeshift desk at the Together Temple rooftop...
Morning, chief. Just got back from a rather illuminating meditation session with the Femme Praytell – you know, the one who reached that mythical "F-Type V" on the Fullofit Scale. My consciousness still feels like it's been through Nish Dubashia's Diamond Model and back again.
Been poring over these field notes from the quantum rebirth ceremony in Maadi. The way those six priestesses worked with Bretminster's evolutionary philanthropy protocols... well, let's just say the Nile's still showing probability patterns that would make Schrödinger's cat purr with approval.
Pulls out a weathered notebook covered in hieroglyphics that seem to shift when you look at them directly….
Speaking of patterns, I've been tracking some fascinating convergences between Eduard Müller's regenerative development work in Costa Rica and what Mona's team is manifesting here in Egypt. The Silicon Road venues are lighting up like a neural network, and don't even get me started on what's happening at the Synergyworks labs since Dr. Live cracked the cryptocurrentsee algorithms.
Takes long sip from a cup of traditional Egyptian mint tea (learned my lesson about accepting mysterious beverages at reality-slacking ceremonies)
What's the assignment? Just had a fascinating chat with James O'Shaughnessy about the quantum mechanics of venture capital – might be some interesting threads to pull there. Or shall we dive into what the AB Team's cooking up in the Universe Next Door?
Ready to chase whatever reality-mending story you've got in mind. Just... maybe keep me away from any more activation ceremonies for a few days. Still finding blue lotus petals in my notebook from the last one.
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