Fullofit Industries Unveils Synergyworks
Skunkwork & Livingry
by SynTony Robbins, Staff Gonzo Journalist at The Syntony Times
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
The Following is both true and not true, a superposition of hyperstitious fact.
In a world where ambition is nearly always shackled by the chains of spacetime…..
…. Fullofit Industries is upgrading Reality’s UI with the launch of Synergyworks, an openly clandestine division dedicated to quantum social science, artivism, magick, software and social architecture, and pushing the envelope of evolution. They are cheerfully exploring the vast territory of preposterousness beyond the Clarke-Dator boundary.
Drawing inspiration from the legendary Skunkworks project that birthed some of the most groundbreaking aircraft designs of the 20th century, Synergyworks operates within the siddhis, gifts and shadows, assembling an elite scenius of mad scientists, mystics and artists, all united by a single calling: to create the tools and technologies that will bootstrap humanity into the best-case positive sum Reality.
Being future-proof, Synergworks operates from a mathematical possibilty space.
But where Skunkworks was focused on building better machines of war, Synergyworks is all about the technologies of the moment—not the weapons that will end the world, but the Livingry that begins a new world … it’s a fresh start and a golden dawn of innovation. From fractal impact entertainment, to the nerdal link and nerdal network, from transmedium production to storyliving, the projects being cooked up in the Synergyworks labs are the stuff of science faction.
Let alone the Together UFO.
At the helm of this madcap operation is none other than R. Bretminster Fullofit himself, the ICON (infinite chief officer of novelty) and resident ringleader of Fullofit Industries. Equal parts journalist, futurist, inventor, shaman, and carnival barker, Fullofit is the animating spirit behind Synergyworks who sets the vision and pushes the novelty to ever-greater heights of audacity.
"Synergyworks is where sufficiently advanced magick becomes indistinguishable from technology," Fullofit told me in a rare interview conducted via astral projection. "It's where we give our wildest ideas room to breathe and blossom, no matter how ridiculous they might seem at first. Because the way we see it, the preposterous ideas are the ones that have the power to change everything."
And change everything they just might. While the full scope of Synergyworks' projects remains a closely unguarded secret, whispers abound of breakthroughs that could make the impossible commonplace. Rumors swirl of partnerships for a Synergy Engine, a Particle Accelerator of Consciousness, and even a device known only as the "The Global Synergy Resonator," said to allow direct communication with the unnameable intelligence that pervades all things.
But Synergyworks isn't just about building better toys for the boys (and girls) in the metaphysical engineering department. It's about birthing the visionary ethos of propheteering with the pragmatic power of living-systems design.
In the Synergyworks culture, invention isn't just a means to an end, but an act of devotion, what they call walking the planck at Fullofit Industries.
Walking the Planck
This is the true power of Synergyworks: not just to create the technologies, but to midwife a new archetype of evolutionary and spiritual philanthropist, one who sees their work as a spiritual calling, a way to channel the infinite superabundance of hReality into experiential forms. In the hands of these New Prometheans, the act of creation becomes a storyliving, a way to commune with the divine by bringing forth radical positive sum novelty from the pregnant void.
And the fruits of these innovations are destined to transform every aspect of human life as we know it. From energy to agriculture, transportation to education, the breakthroughs being birthed in the Synergyworks labs have the potential to usher in an era of unprecedented joy for all.
Imagine a Reality UI where scarcity is a distant memory, where the basic necessities of life are freely available to all. Imagine a Reality UI where pollution is a thing of the past, where our cities are living, breathing ecosystems in harmony with nature. Imagine a Reality UI where the power to create is recognized as our fundamental birthright, where every human being is empowered to be a propheteer of their own unique vision.
Bretminster repeats over and over to me, borrowing from the past, "There's a genius born every minute." I believe he's a man of his words, a new type of man to be honest, and I'm going to cover this point in a future article about the “Pitch Dick” I saw him present at the OSV Fellowship showcase.
This is the world that I see Synergyworks is working to bring into being, one impossible invention at a time. And while their road ahead is infinite and eternal, the mad geniuses of Fullofit Industries remain undaunted in their question, and its quest within: How do we “make the world work, for 100% of humanity, in the shortest possible time, through spontaneous cooperation, without ecological offense or the disadvantage of anyone"?
"We're not just here to build cool shit," Fullofit says with a grin that could power a small city. "We're here to bend reality to our true will, to storm the gates of the singularity and bring back the fire of livingry for the people. And if that means getting a little crazy, a little weird, a little out there on the fringes of what's possible? Well, that's just the price of admission to the future, my friend. I fully back the epic Hunter Thompson when he said, 'when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.'”
So buckyup, I say, because the future is opening for business. With Synergyworks leading the charge, Reality is about to get a whole lot stranger, a whole lot more magical, and a whole hell of a lot more fun. And if you're brave enough, bold enough, crazy enough to join the cause? Well, there just might be a seat on the unnameable fractal organism (UFO) with your name on it.
At Synergyworks, I've discovered there's more than what meets the meme. There's a manifesto, a declaration of intent, a promise to Humanity:
Fullofit Industries Legacy Motto
PUT IT ON OUR TRIMTAB
I suggest Humanity straps on its novelty cap, and fires up the reality distortion fields, we're about to get down to the business of changing everything.
As the ever-playful Fullofit is fond of saying: "The future is waiting, and I’m hung like a fucking unicorn.”
PostSynergy:
A Behind-the-memes look at some of the connections…
“The Narratives that fire together wire together”
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